Choose the plan that is right for you!
Basic
Level I
For the discerning social media contributor who is looking for the perception of fame, a few more followers, and help from social media admins.
9.99/mo.
Economy
Level II
For those who are looking for humiliation and personal life interruption without total financial destruction and local law enforcement attention.
FREE!
Premium
Level III
For those looking to experience how the FBI conducts low-level investigations and explore what it is like being in a witness protection program.
We pay you!
See below for what you can expect from our exclusive services!
The Benefits of Involuntary Public Exposure
Often when people have been doxxed there is just so much information to go through. With our stream-lined harassment package, make it easy for stalkers to find you and for trolls to send the best-of-the-best to who matters most:
Work-life Obliteration: Personalized curation of most embarrassing content and sending it to your boss
Family drama-bomb: Ever talk shit about your dad's new girlfriend/cousin/mom? Well, we have you covered with the family drama-bomb where we keep the conversation quiet at thanksgiving
Hidden Political Opinions Publication: If you have ever used a racial or homophobic slur, or are trying to hide that you voted for a questionable candidate or well, you are in luck! Due to the exciting time-suspension features of the Internet, we find those on the opposite end of the spectrum and make those posts public on a number of platforms. Depending on how depraved and tasteless, a lucky few will even see their jobs on shaky ground in no time at all.
The Cheater Add-on: Have any vague or ambiguous texts to another person at any point in your life? We will send them to your romantic interest to shake things up.
The Team
Level I (Low-to-no motivation): Our mediocre league of social media influencers will mention you in passing in posts and videos
Level II (Highly motivated): An angry horde of redditors, facebookers, youtubers will use your currently shared media to misrepresent you on any number of popular platforms
Level III (Motivated): An elite team of Russian Hackers will steal information you didn't give out and annihilate your digital information trove
Premium Add-Ons
Our premium customers can choose one (or more!) of the following to add to their plan:
Information Leak Packages
The "Hillary Clinton": Emails posted to up to 3 popular social media websites
The "Paris Hilton": Photos and texts posted to up to 5 social media and news websites
The "Kim Kardashian": Social Security number, credit report, current address, and mortgage statement posted to up to 10 social media, news websites, and sent to your boss, coworkers, and intimate partner(s)
Signature Stalking Services
The "Jim Levenstein": Social media posting and DMs
The "Freddy Krueger": Texts and calls to personal phone number
The "Jason Bourne": Home "visits" and car chases
The "Marty McFly": Visits from a past self