Choose the plan that is right for you!

Basic

Level I

For the discerning social media contributor who is looking for the perception of fame, a few more followers, and help from social media admins.

9.99/mo.

Economy

Level II

For those who are looking for humiliation and personal life interruption without total financial destruction and local law enforcement attention.

FREE!

Premium

Level III

For those looking to experience how the FBI conducts low-level investigations and explore what it is like being in a witness protection program.

We pay you!

See below for what you can expect from our exclusive services!

The Benefits of Involuntary Public Exposure

Often when people have been doxxed there is just so much information to go through. With our stream-lined harassment package, make it easy for stalkers to find you and for trolls to send the best-of-the-best to who matters most:


  1. Work-life Obliteration: Personalized curation of most embarrassing content and sending it to your boss

  2. Family drama-bomb: Ever talk shit about your dad's new girlfriend/cousin/mom? Well, we have you covered with the family drama-bomb where we keep the conversation quiet at thanksgiving

  3. Hidden Political Opinions Publication: If you have ever used a racial or homophobic slur, or are trying to hide that you voted for a questionable candidate or well, you are in luck! Due to the exciting time-suspension features of the Internet, we find those on the opposite end of the spectrum and make those posts public on a number of platforms. Depending on how depraved and tasteless, a lucky few will even see their jobs on shaky ground in no time at all.

  4. The Cheater Add-on: Have any vague or ambiguous texts to another person at any point in your life? We will send them to your romantic interest to shake things up.

The Team

  • Level I (Low-to-no motivation): Our mediocre league of social media influencers will mention you in passing in posts and videos

  • Level II (Highly motivated): An angry horde of redditors, facebookers, youtubers will use your currently shared media to misrepresent you on any number of popular platforms

  • Level III (Motivated): An elite team of Russian Hackers will steal information you didn't give out and annihilate your digital information trove

Premium Add-Ons

Our premium customers can choose one (or more!) of the following to add to their plan:

Information Leak Packages

  • The "Hillary Clinton": Emails posted to up to 3 popular social media websites

  • The "Paris Hilton": Photos and texts posted to up to 5 social media and news websites

  • The "Kim Kardashian": Social Security number, credit report, current address, and mortgage statement posted to up to 10 social media, news websites, and sent to your boss, coworkers, and intimate partner(s)


Signature Stalking Services

  • The "Jim Levenstein": Social media posting and DMs

  • The "Freddy Krueger": Texts and calls to personal phone number

  • The "Jason Bourne": Home "visits" and car chases

  • The "Marty McFly": Visits from a past self

Choose your plan for exclusive member benefits

offered by group-think and the hive mind!